WE GOT MERCH TO PURCH

Summercon may be over, but you can still dress like a 39-TIME CONFERENCE CHAMPION. We have the shirt to prove it, which is universally approved as sufficient evidence.

The Summercon swag store also features our PANIC FASTER t-shirt — appropriate attire for responding calmly, thoughtfully, and proportionately to the relentless advance of frontier AI.

And do not overlook our award-winning* Summercon posters, available framed or unframed for your home, office, bunker, or executive AI crisis center.

Shirts. Hoodies. Hats. Towels. Flip-flops. Posters. Drip, as the children may or may not still call it.

https://summercon-swag-store.printful.me

Conference over. Merch eternal.

* Award determined by a highly respected and entirely non-independent panel consisting primarily of our mom.