Wow, Such Tariff

STOP CODE: CRITICAL_TARIFF 0xFEE12025

Your 401k ran into retaliatory tariffs and is plummeting in value.
We’ve all been there.

When global markets crash and supply chains seize, we don’t panic—we patch.

At Summercon, we’ve been quietly preparing for this kind of systemic weirdness since 1987. We’ve explored the limits of trust, the implications of regulation, and the beautiful horror of what happens when “the system” works exactly as designed.


RECENT SYSTEM WARNINGS

🛠 The Debugging Uncertainty Principle
Jatin Kataria, 2023
Why your observations might be the problem—and the patch.

🧨 Da Bomb: Beyond Insanity
Steve Myrick, 2024
From physics to policy, how we keep handing over red buttons.

🌐 Chinese Discourse Power
Martin Wendiggensen, 2024
Narrative control, infrastructure alignment, and geopolitical side channels.

🗳 Zero Trust, Now We Must—But What It Means?
Harri Hursti, 2022
Trust models as post-crash survival tools.

🔥 Wassenaar You Serious?
Katie Moussouris & Ryan Naraine, 2020
Exploit regulation, export control, and laughing through the red tape.

🧠 That Intimate Talk About Responsibly Hacking Your Govt
Mudge, 2016
No comment.


These aren’t just talks. They’re field notes for surviving systems built without failsafes.

If you’ve reached this page because you saw a Blue Screen of Domestic Exploits—don’t worry. You’re already rebooting.


JOIN US FOR THE FIX

🗓 July 11–12, 2025
📍 Brooklyn, NY
🎟 Tickets
📡 #scon2025

Summercon: Supporting domestic 0day development since 1987.